Category: Isaacisms

Isaac [in the sporting goods store]: “We need to get a gun for Mom!”
Richard: “Um, I’m pretty sure your Mom doesn’t want a gun.”
Isaac: “Yes she does!  She told me. She wants to try Moose!”

Richard: “Which movie is better?  Winnie the Pooh or Cars 2?”
Isaac: “Cars 2.”
Richard: “No way, Winnie the Pooh.”
Isaac: “No, Cars 2 has evil!   EVIL, Richard!”

Isaac:  “If a tree fell on a chicken, that would be funny.”
Richard: “But that would hurt the chicken.”
Isaac: “You have to have a brain to get hurt.  Chickens aren’t alive!”
Richard: “Yes they are.”
Isaac: “No they aren’t!  Chickens are made from ingredients, and they don’t put hearts in!”
Richard: “I’m pretty sure they are alive.”
Isaac [stomps off with indignation]: “Richard!  Sometimes you are too silly to talk to!”