Isaacisms

Isaac [getting ready for school]: ” I think it unfair that my pets get to sleep in later than me.”

Isaac: “I don’t need to clean my room again. I need better PR for the cleaning I already did.”

Isaac: “Laughter is the best medicine. Unless someone is dying. Then it’s just rude.”

Isaac: “That was terrible.  More than half the movie was wooing, talking, and kissing.”

Isaac’s friend : “I like tea”

Isaac: “British Scum!”

Isaac:. The kids are stupid.  They are keeping the men. The women can do just as much.

Richard: What are you talking about?

Isaac: We are playing a game with settlers travelling in the west.  Women do everything men do, but they eat less.

Richard: So you don’t think there should be any men?

Isaac: It’s dumb.  They aren’t better but everyone thinks we should have more men than women.  

Richard: So the men aren’t better at hard labor, like chopping wood?

Isaac: No.  They just eat more, so we need more food.

Richard:. Sounds like you should kill the men.

Isaac:. That’s what I said !!!!

Isaac: “I have common sense, I just choose to ignore it.”

In this episode Isaac and Richard review “Rogue One” [HUGE SPOILERS], discuss a trip to Disneyworld, and yammer a tad about sledding.

Richard: “I think I’ll wear this hat.  I haven’t worn it in awhile.  How does it look.”

Isaac: “Like Indiana Jones, but with barf colors.”

Isaac [watching the Simpsons]: “Hey, the Scary Door show!  I recognize that from Futurama!”

Richard: “You mean the Twillight Zone?”

Isaac: “Oh, okay”