Isaac [watching a Sikh man walk by]: “A Genie!”
(Sank Rapids is diverse in that we have Catholics AND Lutherans)
Month: September 2012
Pajamas
Isaac [at the hotel, upon learning we forgot his pajamas]: “My dream come true! Time to sleep in my underwear!”
Racial Tensions
Isaac [limping at Scouts ]: “Thomas hurt me when we were wrestling. He didn’t stop when he was supposed to.”
Richard: “That’s too bad. Which boy is Thomas?”
Isaac: “The one with brown hair.”
Richard: “A lot of kids have brown hair. Give me a bit more to work with.”
Isaac: “He has brown skin too.”
Richard: “Um, okay. I guess that works.”*
*We do live in Sauk Rapids, MN. Not exactly a diverse community.
Red
Special Guest Star!
Richard: “Red shirt or blue shirt?”
Paige: “The red one really brings out the new scar on your face.”
Brain Freeze
Fresh City Air
Isaac [standing on the balcony enjoying the St Paul skyline]: “Aaah. Fresh city air!”
Restaurant Manners
Richard: “Isaac! Stop! Restaurant manners, please.”
Isaac (in sweet voice): “Oh, sorry. MAY I say ‘KILL’ at the table, please.”
Happy Family
One might think this is a happy family under a rainbow in a field of flowers. According to Isaac, this is his family under a force field which is protecting them from all the fire.
Titanic
Isaac [pondering the Titanic]: “You know what would have worked? Cover the ship entirely in gold with only one door. That would be strong!”
Richard: “Or maybe diamonds?”
Isaac: “Or road. You can’t break a road”
Fry: “Those fools. When will they learn to make a ship with a 1001 hulls?”
Showers
Isaac [watching football at Broadway Pizza. Commercial for shower head comes on. Loudly, standing up and pointing]: “I am a big fan of showers!
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