Month: September 2012

Isaac [watching a Sikh man walk by]:  “A Genie!”   
(Sank Rapids is diverse in that we have Catholics AND Lutherans)

Isaac [at the hotel, upon learning we forgot his pajamas]:  “My dream come true!  Time to sleep in my underwear!”

Isaac [limping at Scouts ]:  “Thomas hurt me when we were wrestling.  He didn’t stop when he was supposed to.”

Richard: “That’s too bad.  Which boy is Thomas?”

Isaac:  “The one with brown hair.”

Richard: “A lot of kids have brown hair.  Give me a bit more to work with.”

Isaac: “He has brown skin too.”

Richard: “Um, okay.  I guess that works.”*

*We do live in Sauk Rapids, MN.  Not exactly a diverse community.

Special Guest Star!

Richard: “Red shirt or blue shirt?”
Paige: “The red one really brings out the new scar on your face.”

Isaac [standing on the balcony enjoying the St Paul skyline]: “Aaah.  Fresh city air!” 

Richard: “Isaac!  Stop!  Restaurant manners, please.”
Isaac (in sweet voice): “Oh, sorry.  MAY I say ‘KILL’ at the table, please.”

One might think this is a happy family under a rainbow in a field of flowers. According to Isaac, this is his family under a force field which is protecting them from all the fire.

Isaac [pondering the Titanic]:  “You know what would have worked?  Cover the ship entirely in gold with only one door.  That would be strong!”
Richard: “Or maybe diamonds?”
Isaac:  “Or road.  You can’t break a road”

Fry: “Those fools.  When will they learn to make a ship with a 1001 hulls?”

Isaac [watching football at Broadway Pizza.  Commercial for shower head comes on.  Loudly, standing up and pointing]: “I am a big fan of showers!