Isaac [getting ready for school]: ” I think it unfair that my pets get to sleep in later than me.”
Isaac: “I don’t need to clean my room again. I need better PR for the cleaning I already did.”
Isaac: “Laughter is the best medicine. Unless someone is dying. Then it’s just rude.”
North by Northwest
Isaac: “That was terrible. More than half the movie was wooing, talking, and kissing.”
Isaac’s friend : “I like tea”
Isaac: “British Scum!”
Isaac:. The kids are stupid. They are keeping the men. The women can do just as much.
Richard: What are you talking about?
Isaac: We are playing a game with settlers travelling in the west. Women do everything men do, but they eat less.
Richard: So you don’t think there should be any men?
Isaac: It’s dumb. They aren’t better but everyone thinks we should have more men than women.
Richard: So the men aren’t better at hard labor, like chopping wood?
Isaac: No. They just eat more, so we need more food.
Richard:. Sounds like you should kill the men.
Isaac:. That’s what I said !!!!
Isaac: “I have common sense, I just choose to ignore it.”
Isaacisms the Podcast – Season 1 Episode 3
In this episode Isaac and Richard review “Rogue One” [HUGE SPOILERS], discuss a trip to Disneyworld, and yammer a tad about sledding.
Richard: “I think I’ll wear this hat. I haven’t worn it in awhile. How does it look.”
Isaac: “Like Indiana Jones, but with barf colors.”
Isaac [watching the Simpsons]: “Hey, the Scary Door show! I recognize that from Futurama!”
Richard: “You mean the Twillight Zone?”
Isaac: “Oh, okay”
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