Month: May 2012

Neighborhood kids [as Richard comes out to play]: “Yay!  It’s Richard!”
Isaac:  “Why would you want to play with him?  He can’t even run!”
[Sound of Richard running down impudent child and tickling him.]

Isaac [to Richard]:  “Stop calling Paige ‘princess’.  She’s not a princess, she’s an old lady.”

Paige: “Are there berries in this?”
Richard: “Mulberries.  Or rat poop.”  [Paige’s spoon pauses; look of anger]
Richard: “Sorry, sorry. I forgot.”
Paige: “Forgot what?  That I’m normal?”

Isaac: “Look, my hat matches my shirt.”
Paige: “That’s nice, but you’re naked from the waist down.”
Isaac: “Oh, good point”

Isaac [looking at Adventure Science MT photos]:  “What are those blue shoes?”
Richard: “Those are Simon’s.  He has bad taste.”
Isaac [horrified]:  “YOU LICKED HIM?!?!”

A guest Isaacism, from Natalie or Katherine (twins-I can’t tell them apart) [at the playground]: “You’re not like our dad.  He has a job and has to do stuff.”

Isaac: “I can do it! I’m big years old!”  [pause] [giggles]

Isaac: “Don’t seed my sandbox!”

If you focus on what you want, you can do anything. So I focused on the stars and killed Princess Peach.

Isaac:  “Did you bring me a gift?”
Richard: “Yes!”  [gives present to Isaac].
Isaac: “Did you bring one for Mom?”
Richard: “Um, uh. . . .”
Isaac: “You know, like a cough drop.”
Richard: “Yes!  Yes I did!.”  [Takes cough drop from pocket, Isaac runs it to his Mom].