Month: June 2013

Richard: “According to the Doctor, I should take more drugs.”
Paige: “He said that?”
Richard: “SHE said that.  Don’t be sexist.”
Isaac: “Yeah Mom.  Don’t be sexy.”

T. to Isaac: “Do you know how to spell Missisicity?”

N. [one of the neighborhood kids]: “Richard, you need to mark next Monday on your phone calendar.  We are going to Como Park for our birthday, and won’t be able to come over and play with you.”

Richard: ‘Isaac, time to read a book.”
Isaac: “Okay.  I might need help with the romantic words.”
Richard: “What are romantic words?”
Isaac: “You know, words that are really long.”

At Isaac’s Music Class

Teacher:  “Nick went to the musical Annie.  Nick, where did you see Annie?”
Nick [as if the teacher was crazy]: “Um, in a theater. . . . .]

Isaac: “Dad, taste my ice cream.  It’s really good.”
Richard: “Okay.” [tastes ice cream].  “It is good.”
Isaac:  “Aha!  It’s poison ice cream!  Now you will die and I can do whatever I want.”
Richard: [feigns death].
Isaac: [grin changing to frown] “Oh no!  Mom!  [pause]  Um, Mom.  Taste my ice cream!”

Isaac: “Let’s read Pokemon tonight.”
Richard: “I’d rather read James and the Giant Peach.”
Isaac: “Dad!  You’re old!  You can read that by yourself!”