Richard: “Hey Isaac, make a wish and break this wishbone with me”
Isaac: “Okay”
[Richard gets bigger piece and wins]
Isaac: “Awwww. What did you wish for?”
Richard [whispering]: “I wished that your mom would get over her cold quickly.”
Isaac [crushed, running to his room]: “You ruined it!! You could have wished for Christmas to come right now!!”
Isaac [watching the online trailer for a movie we saw yesterday]: “Hey, this is a much quicker way to watch movies!”
Richard [to various neighborhood kids who are in his kitchen making too much noise]: “Aren’t you all so cute. I bet your moms miss you so very much and want you to come home right now!”
Neighborhood girl [with perfect timing]: “I am cute, but my Mom is dead.” [This is true].
Richard: “Umm, she probably misses you anyway?”
Richard: “You can’t cry and drive a train.”
Isaac [crying]: “Sure I can. Watch!”
Richard: “Why are you being so argumentative!?”. Isaac: “I’m not!” R: “Are too!” I: “Am not!” R: “Duck Season! I: “That’s not funny!”
Isaac: “If you can’t see, your mom can drive you up to see Jesus in a spaceship and he will fix your eyes for free.”
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