Richard: “Hey Isaac, make a wish and break this wishbone with me”

Isaac: “Okay”

[Richard gets bigger piece and wins]

Isaac: “Awwww.  What did you wish for?”

Richard [whispering]: “I wished that your mom would get over her cold quickly.”

Isaac [crushed, running to his room]: “You ruined it!! You could have wished for Christmas to come right now!!”