Isaac [catching a frog]: “You know, that’s why Jesus keeps making bugs. So if a frog is a pet there is always something to feed him.”
Month: August 2011
Isaac [enjoying a free vanilla…
Isaac [enjoying a free vanilla soft-serve cone]: “I must be dreaming. No ice cream could be this good!”
Isaac [after the first verse o…
Isaac [after the first verse of Frere Jacques]: “Now let’s do it in plain language!”
Isaac: “I’m glad my parents ar…
Isaac: “I’m glad my parents aren’t evil!”
Richard: “Did you wash your ha…
Richard: “Did you wash your hands? I didn’t hear the water.” Isaac: “That’s ’cause you’re old! Old men don’t hear so good.”
Nautical Theological Relativism
Isaac: “Spongebob’s Jesus is bad.”
Richard: “Um, I don’t think Jesus is in Spongebob.”
Isaac: “His Jesus is. You know, the guy with the stick with three points.”
Richard: “You mean Poseidon?”
Isaac: “Yeah, that’s his Jesus.”
[sound of Isaac being awarded Vanderbilt M.Div]
Mr. Krabs
Isaac: “Mr Krabs [on Spongebob] is just a kid in a costume.”
Richard: “Are you sure he’s not just drawn? It is a cartoon . . . .”
Isaac: “No, no. You can tell he’s a kid; he’s small!”
Isaac [correcting Richard]: “P…
Isaac [correcting Richard]: “Pshaw, Winnipeg Zoo? You mean Winterpeg!”
Isaac [swinging a rope]: “I’m…
Isaac [swinging a rope]: “I’m gonna wrangle up some cows.”
Isaac [pondering human existen…
Isaac [pondering human existence]: “Bad people don’t think life is good.”
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