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Month: August 2011

Isaac [catching a frog]: “You …

Isaac [catching a frog]: “You know, that’s why Jesus keeps making bugs. So if a frog is a pet there is always something to feed him.”

Author rothausrmPosted on August 24, 2011Categories Isaacisms, TwitterLeave a comment on Isaac [catching a frog]: “You …

Isaac [enjoying a free vanilla…

Isaac [enjoying a free vanilla soft-serve cone]: “I must be dreaming. No ice cream could be this good!”

Author rothausrmPosted on August 22, 2011Categories Isaacisms, TwitterLeave a comment on Isaac [enjoying a free vanilla…

Isaac [after the first verse o…

Isaac [after the first verse of Frere Jacques]: “Now let’s do it in plain language!”

Author rothausrmPosted on August 21, 2011Categories Isaacisms, TwitterLeave a comment on Isaac [after the first verse o…

Isaac: “I’m glad my parents ar…

Isaac: “I’m glad my parents aren’t evil!”

Author rothausrmPosted on August 21, 2011Categories Isaacisms, TwitterLeave a comment on Isaac: “I’m glad my parents ar…

Richard: “Did you wash your ha…

Richard: “Did you wash your hands? I didn’t hear the water.” Isaac: “That’s ’cause you’re old! Old men don’t hear so good.”

Author rothausrmPosted on August 19, 2011Categories Isaacisms, TwitterLeave a comment on Richard: “Did you wash your ha…

Nautical Theological Relativism

Isaac: “Spongebob’s Jesus is bad.”
Richard: “Um, I don’t think Jesus is in Spongebob.”
Isaac: “His Jesus is.  You know, the guy with the stick with three points.”
Richard: “You mean Poseidon?”
Isaac: “Yeah, that’s his Jesus.”
[sound of Isaac being awarded Vanderbilt M.Div]

Author rothausrmPosted on August 17, 2011Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Nautical Theological Relativism

Mr. Krabs

Isaac: “Mr Krabs [on Spongebob] is just a kid in a costume.”
Richard: “Are you sure he’s not just drawn?  It is a cartoon . . . .”
Isaac: “No, no. You can tell he’s a kid; he’s small!”

Author rothausrmPosted on August 17, 2011Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Mr. Krabs

Isaac [correcting Richard]: “P…

Isaac [correcting Richard]: “Pshaw, Winnipeg Zoo? You mean Winterpeg!”

Author rothausrmPosted on August 16, 2011Categories Isaacisms, TwitterLeave a comment on Isaac [correcting Richard]: “P…

Isaac [swinging a rope]: “I’m…

Isaac [swinging a rope]: “I’m gonna wrangle up some cows.”

Author rothausrmPosted on August 16, 2011Categories Isaacisms, TwitterLeave a comment on Isaac [swinging a rope]: “I’m…

Isaac [pondering human existen…

Isaac [pondering human existence]: “Bad people don’t think life is good.”

Author rothausrmPosted on August 15, 2011Categories Isaacisms, TwitterLeave a comment on Isaac [pondering human existen…

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