Month: April 2014

Isaac: “So is tomorrow the Apocalypse?”
Richard [laughing]: “Probably not, but it is the eclipse.”

Isaac [spilling water on himself from a sports bottle with a loose lid]: “Mom!  [accusatorily] Look what happened!  This bottle leaks!”
Paige: “You don’t get to yell at your mother.  How is that my fault?”  [Takes bottle, removes and replaces lid].
Isaac [spilling much more water on himself]: “Look!  Now do I get to yell at my mother?!”

*Paige doesn’t think this is funny, but she is wrong.