Isaac [looking sad]: “Dad? My Mom yelled at me.”*
*When he wants sympathy or to be manipulative, I am now “Dad”.” All other times I am Richard.
Isaac [looking sad]: “Dad? My Mom yelled at me.”*
*When he wants sympathy or to be manipulative, I am now “Dad”.” All other times I am Richard.
Isaac [pondering time]: “What if I had been born on Wednesday? Then I would have a birthday every week!”
Isaac [rejecting a cup of milk at breakfast]: “You left it out too long and it got soggy!”
Han Solo [ship under attack]: “No time to discuss this as a committee!”
Princess Leia: “I’m not a committee!”
Isaac: “She said she’s not a Canadian! Hilarious!”
Isaac [noticing a character in the background of a Star Wars movie]: “Hey! I know him. He’s a bad guy. That’s Guido!”
[sound of Richard shooting first]
Isaac [on the way to school]: “Richard, you’ll never guess what I got you for Christmas. It’s definitely not a picture frame, um I mean, a thingee.”
Isaac: “Please pass the salt and peppermint [giggles].”
Isaac [choosing original formula over Texas pit sauce]: “Richard, you know how they make pit sauce? They find a pit with steam coming out of it, and they pour a whole bunch of oil in it, and then add sauce and mix it! I don’t want to eat that.”
Isaac [heading into the bathroom]: “I’m just going in here to talk to myself. There’s something really important I need to know.”
Isaac [decorating the tree]: “Jesus’ birthday is on Christmas. He gets double presents. No fair! I wish I was Jesus.”
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