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Month: December 2011

Mom Yelled at Me

Isaac [looking sad]: “Dad?  My Mom yelled at me.”*

*When he wants sympathy or to be manipulative, I am now “Dad”.”  All other times I am Richard.

Author rothausrmPosted on December 30, 2011Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Mom Yelled at Me

Birthdays

Isaac [pondering time]:  “What if I had been born on Wednesday?  Then I would have a birthday every week!”

Author rothausrmPosted on December 30, 2011Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Birthdays

Soggy

Isaac [rejecting a cup of milk at breakfast]:  “You left it out too long and it got soggy!”

Author rothausrmPosted on December 30, 2011Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Soggy

Overheard on the Millennium Falcon

Han Solo [ship under attack]: “No time to discuss this as a committee!”
Princess Leia: “I’m not a committee!”
Isaac:  “She said she’s not a Canadian!  Hilarious!”

Author rothausrmPosted on December 26, 2011Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Overheard on the Millennium Falcon

Space Guido?

Isaac [noticing a character in the background of a Star Wars movie]:  “Hey!  I know him.  He’s a bad guy.  That’s Guido!”
[sound of Richard shooting first] 

Author rothausrmPosted on December 16, 2011Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Space Guido?

Christmas Presents

Isaac [on the way to school]:  “Richard, you’ll never guess what I got you for Christmas.  It’s definitely not a picture frame, um I mean, a thingee.”

Author rothausrmPosted on December 14, 2011Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Christmas Presents

Seasoning

Isaac:  “Please pass the salt and peppermint [giggles].”

Author rothausrmPosted on December 11, 2011Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Seasoning

Texas Pit BBQ Sauce

Isaac [choosing original formula over Texas pit sauce]: “Richard, you know how they make pit sauce?  They find a pit with steam coming out of it, and they pour a whole bunch of oil in it, and then add sauce and mix it!  I don’t want to eat that.”

Author rothausrmPosted on December 11, 2011Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Texas Pit BBQ Sauce

Talking

Isaac [heading into the bathroom]:  “I’m just going in here to talk to myself.  There’s something really important I need to know.” 

Author rothausrmPosted on December 11, 2011Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Talking

Double Presents

Isaac [decorating the tree]:  “Jesus’ birthday is on Christmas. He gets double presents. No fair!  I wish I was Jesus.”

Author rothausrmPosted on December 11, 2011Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Double Presents

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