Isaac [handing me a piece of paper upon which he has written (backwards) “NO”]: “This is your ticket for not finishing your report. Don’t do it again.”
Month: May 2011
Isaac [sneezing on me]: “Oops,…
Isaac [sneezing on me]: “Oops, sorry! My sneeze was faster than my elbow]
Holy Grail
I’m pretty sure Isaac doesn’t know about the Bridge of Death, but . . .
Isaac: “My favorite color is blue.”
Richard: “I thought your favorite color was green?”
Isaac: “Oh, right, green.”
Thunderstorm
a Sunday Isaacism:
Isaac [during a torrential thunderstorm]: “Let’s go outside!!”
Richard: “We can’t yet; we might get hit by lightening.”
Isaac [glaring]: “Don’t you miss Jesus?!?! We’ll just go to heaven.”
Richard: What did you have fo…
Richard: What did you have for lunch? Isaac: Black jalapenos; I hate them! Richard: You mean olives? Isaac: Yeah, them.
Max [neighbor kid]: “Only what…
Max [neighbor kid]: “Only what 7 year olds do counts!” Isaac [indignant]: “I count! 1,2, 3, 4, 5”
Richard [asking Isaac to move …
Richard [asking Isaac to move out of the way]: “Move forward please”
Isaac [counting steps]: “1, 2, 3, 4, how’s that?!”
Richard: “What time does schoo…
Richard: “What time does school start?”
Isaac: “8:98!”
Isaac [from the XBox Room]: “M…
Isaac [from the XBox Room]: “Mom! Robots can’t jump!”
Isaac [struggling with shoes]:…
Isaac [struggling with shoes]: “These shoes are damnity-stupid!”. [He escaped time-out because I laughed]