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Month: May 2011

Isaac [handing me a piece of paper upon which he has written (backwards) “NO”]:  “This is your ticket for not finishing your report.  Don’t do it again.”

Author rothausrmPosted on May 31, 2011Categories Isaacisms, RichardLeave a comment on

Isaac [sneezing on me]: “Oops,…

Isaac [sneezing on me]: “Oops, sorry! My sneeze was faster than my elbow]

Author rothausrmPosted on May 28, 2011Categories Isaacisms, TwitterLeave a comment on Isaac [sneezing on me]: “Oops,…

Holy Grail

I’m pretty sure Isaac doesn’t know about the Bridge of Death, but . . .

Isaac: “My favorite color is blue.”
Richard: “I thought your favorite color was green?”
Isaac: “Oh, right, green.”

Author rothausrmPosted on May 23, 2011Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Holy Grail

Thunderstorm

a Sunday Isaacism:
Isaac [during a torrential thunderstorm]:  “Let’s go outside!!”
Richard: “We can’t yet; we might get hit by lightening.”
Isaac [glaring]:  “Don’t you miss Jesus?!?!  We’ll just go to heaven.”

Author rothausrmPosted on May 22, 2011Categories Death, Isaacisms, WeatherLeave a comment on Thunderstorm

Richard: What did you have fo…

Richard: What did you have for lunch? Isaac: Black jalapenos; I hate them! Richard: You mean olives? Isaac: Yeah, them.

Author rothausrmPosted on May 19, 2011Categories Isaacisms, TwitterLeave a comment on Richard: What did you have fo…

Max [neighbor kid]: “Only what…

Max [neighbor kid]: “Only what 7 year olds do counts!” Isaac [indignant]: “I count! 1,2, 3, 4, 5”

Author rothausrmPosted on May 17, 2011Categories Isaacisms, TwitterLeave a comment on Max [neighbor kid]: “Only what…

Richard [asking Isaac to move …

Richard [asking Isaac to move out of the way]: “Move forward please”
Isaac [counting steps]: “1, 2, 3, 4, how’s that?!”

Author rothausrmPosted on May 17, 2011Categories Isaacisms, TwitterLeave a comment on Richard [asking Isaac to move …

Richard: “What time does schoo…

Richard: “What time does school start?”
Isaac: “8:98!”

Author rothausrmPosted on May 17, 2011Categories Isaacisms, TwitterLeave a comment on Richard: “What time does schoo…

Isaac [from the XBox Room]: “M…

Isaac [from the XBox Room]: “Mom! Robots can’t jump!”

Author rothausrmPosted on May 16, 2011Categories Isaacisms, TwitterLeave a comment on Isaac [from the XBox Room]: “M…

Isaac [struggling with shoes]:…

Isaac [struggling with shoes]: “These shoes are damnity-stupid!”. [He escaped time-out because I laughed]

Author rothausrmPosted on May 15, 2011Categories Isaacisms, TwitterLeave a comment on Isaac [struggling with shoes]:…

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