Month: November 2011

Isaac: “Can we watch Pizza Factory?”
Richard: “I dunno.  Is it on Netflix?”
Isaac:  “Oh, no.  They made in 1011.”

Isaac [on his missing rubber duckie]: “What if it’s in Canada?!”

Isaac: “We should kill scorpions.”
Richard: “Why?”
Isaac:  “Jesus made those when he was a baby. The stinger part was a mistake.”

Isaac: “I’m hungry. Go to pizza.org”

Isaac: [complaining because his mom won’t let him go outside]
Richard: “Isaac.  Quit being Capt. Fussy.”
Isaac:  “I’m not!  I’m Capt. Argue!”

Isaac: “If your temperature goes to zero, call 911 immediately.  Also if you are throwing up blood.  That’s very dangerous!”

Isaac:  “Richard, does this look dangerous?”
Richard: “Yes, quite.”
Isaac: “OK!”  [Jumps]

Richard [frustrated that Isaac wont go downstairs alone]: “Just go. What are you afraid of?”
Isaac: “The monster.”
Richard: “The monster isn’t downstairs. He lives under your bed.”
Isaac: “Okay [brief pause]  What?!”

Isaac: “Richard, do you want me to draw you some flowers?”
Richard: “Sure, flowers are always nice.”
Isaac: “They are going to be dead.”
Richard: “Why are you drawing me dead flowers?”
Isaac: “’’Cause all I have is a black marker!”

Paige: “Isaac, what time is it?"
Isaac: “Um, nine dot dot zero three”