Isaac [enthusiastic,at the Ellendale (ND) Opera House]: “Dad, give them $1,000,000 so they can save this building!”
Richard: “Isaac, I don’t have $1,000,000.”
Isaac: “Sure you do. We have like $2,000,000 in the bank.”
Richard: “What? No we don’t. We don’t have anywhere close to $2,000,000.”
Isaac [horrified]: “Oh, God! We’re poor!”