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Month: December 2014

Bad Words

Isaac: “Dad, who in the world would invent a bad word?”
Richard: “How the hell would I know?”

Author rothausrmPosted on December 30, 2014Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Bad Words

Girl Friends

Richard [walking in the door after work]: “Hey Isaac, where’s your girlfriend this afternoon?”
Isaac: “She’s over at…”
[Isaac stops short, fills with rage]
Isaac: “SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!”
Richard: [quiet evil laugh].

Author rothausrmPosted on December 25, 2014Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Girl Friends

Fruit

Isaac:  “Look!  ‘Ostrich Fruit Flavor'”
Richard: “That’s ‘Assorted ‘”
Isaac: “That makes more sense”

Author rothausrmPosted on December 25, 2014Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Fruit

Brubarb

Isaac: “What kind of pie is that?”
Richard: “Strawberry-rhubarb I think.”
Isaac: “Brubard?!  I hate brubard!  Why would they ruin a pie with brubarb?!”

Author rothausrmPosted on December 23, 2014Categories IsaacismsLeave a comment on Brubarb
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