Month: December 2014

Isaac: “Dad, who in the world would invent a bad word?”
Richard: “How the hell would I know?”

Richard [walking in the door after work]: “Hey Isaac, where’s your girlfriend this afternoon?”
Isaac: “She’s over at…”
[Isaac stops short, fills with rage]
Isaac: “SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!”
Richard: [quiet evil laugh].

Isaac:  “Look!  ‘Ostrich Fruit Flavor'”
Richard: “That’s ‘Assorted ‘”
Isaac: “That makes more sense”

Isaac: “What kind of pie is that?”
Richard: “Strawberry-rhubarb I think.”
Isaac: “Brubard?!  I hate brubard!  Why would they ruin a pie with brubarb?!”