Isaac: “Dad, who in the world would invent a bad word?”
Richard: “How the hell would I know?”
Month: December 2014
Girl Friends
Richard [walking in the door after work]: “Hey Isaac, where’s your girlfriend this afternoon?”
Isaac: “She’s over at…”
[Isaac stops short, fills with rage]
Isaac: “SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!”
Richard: [quiet evil laugh].
Fruit
Isaac: “Look! ‘Ostrich Fruit Flavor'”
Richard: “That’s ‘Assorted ‘”
Isaac: “That makes more sense”
Brubarb
Isaac: “What kind of pie is that?”
Richard: “Strawberry-rhubarb I think.”
Isaac: “Brubard?! I hate brubard! Why would they ruin a pie with brubarb?!”