Month: June 2011

Isaac [watching a waiter recite the menu specials to the table next to us]: “Hey, those people can’t read!”

Isaac [frustrated because he can’t remember a song]: “Stupid brain, I hate you!”

Isaac [talking to a stick]: “Well, it’s your last day to live. Any last words?” [Throws stick into fire.]

Isaac [tearful, after hitting his head on the table and falling down]: “Are there stars going around my head?”

Richard: “What are you doing with my phone?”. Isaac: “Taking a picture of the gum stuck under the table.”

Isaac [while messing with the DVD player and watching Star Wars]: “Hey, that piggy is speaking French!”