Month: February 2014

Isaac [after a long drive]: “I demand ice cream!  I-C-E   C-R-I-M-E!”

Isaac: “We had a substitute teacher today and the kids were bad.”
Richard: “Yeah, sometimes the kids misbehave when there is a substitute.”
Isaac: “Sometimes?  EVERYTIME!”

Isaac: “I think I might have the flu.”
Richard: “Well, should you be eating a donut?”
Isaac: “Probably.  The sprinkles will make my puke all different colors.”