Isaac [after a long drive]: “I demand ice cream! I-C-E C-R-I-M-E!”
Month: February 2014
Substitute
Isaac: “We had a substitute teacher today and the kids were bad.”
Richard: “Yeah, sometimes the kids misbehave when there is a substitute.”
Isaac: “Sometimes? EVERYTIME!”
Flu
Isaac: “I think I might have the flu.”
Richard: “Well, should you be eating a donut?”
Isaac: “Probably. The sprinkles will make my puke all different colors.”