Month: June 2012

Guest Isaacism from some kid touring my archaeological dig
Richard:  “Here is the soldiers button we found.”
Kid:  “Why do you guys all wear hats?”
Richard: “Here’s the bullet we just found a few minutes ago.”
Kid: “Why is there a dead bird on the front of your truck?”

Isaac [having bested Richard in a wrestling match]:  “You’re not much for Kung Fu are you?”

Isaac [talking to kids at the playground]: “Justinbieber?!?  What’s a Justinbieber?”