Isaacisms – Page 36

Isaac [worrying about death]: …

Isaac [worrying about death]: “When you die, Jesus gives you toys and takes you to his house.”

Isaac: “Richard! Get up here! You’re watching too much movies. You didn’t see me taking a bath!”

I’m a vegetarian now. I don’t eat meat. Not even hot dogs!

About his dolls: “They are going to be babies forever. I accidentally sprayed “Baby Forever” spray on them.

Isaac [while chewing]: “Is chicken meat?”

Richard: “yes”

Isaac: “D’oh! I’ll be a vegetarian tomorrow”

Isaac [after a rejection on the playground]: “I’m never going to be friends with someone wearing a shirt with yellow flowers again!”