Month: November 2016

Richard: “I think I’ll wear this hat.  I haven’t worn it in awhile.  How does it look.”

Isaac: “Like Indiana Jones, but with barf colors.”

Isaac [watching the Simpsons]: “Hey, the Scary Door show!  I recognize that from Futurama!”

Richard: “You mean the Twillight Zone?”

Isaac: “Oh, okay”

Isaac [looking at the sunrise out the window]: Oh man, that’s some twisted Pinocchio stuff!  Pink and purple and spun together.

Isaac: I’m having a vague rememberance.

Richard: You mean dejá vu?

Isaac: Yeah.  That’s it.

Richard: “No School Friday”. 

Isaac: “Veterinarian’s Day!”

Paige: “What’s Parkour?”

Isaac: “What’s Parkour?!  I’ll show you!”

[Isaac runs four steps, trips on small stick]

Isaac: “Why did we buy King Kong Escapes?“

Richard: “You can’t rent that.  It’s rare and only for connoisseurs.”

Isaac: “I’m not a connoisseur.  I’m a Godzilla-ist.”