Category: Isaacisms

Isaac [lying on the bed with his feet in Richard’s face]: “Quit sneezing on my feet! That’s rude!”

Isaac [complaining about his church shoes]: “My foot feels like it is going to throw-up!”

Isaac: “Let’s go see if the frogs are still dead or if they are just pretending for so long”

Isaac [about a new kid on the playground]: “I love her. She’s so nice. Except when she threw sand in my face.”

Isaac [getting ready to go the pool]: “Mom, I’ll change there! Bathing suits are for swimming, not riding in car seats.”

Isaac [setting free a frog he caught]: “I wish I had a robot frog. Then it would live forever.”

Isaac [frustrated]: “Darn-it Sauce!”

Isaac: “I’ve never seen bank robbers. They wear striped shirts and then they make them wear the same shirt in prison.”