Category: Isaacisms

Isaac:  “Richard, does this look dangerous?”
Richard: “Yes, quite.”
Isaac: “OK!”  [Jumps]

Richard [frustrated that Isaac wont go downstairs alone]: “Just go. What are you afraid of?”
Isaac: “The monster.”
Richard: “The monster isn’t downstairs. He lives under your bed.”
Isaac: “Okay [brief pause]  What?!”

Isaac: “Richard, do you want me to draw you some flowers?”
Richard: “Sure, flowers are always nice.”
Isaac: “They are going to be dead.”
Richard: “Why are you drawing me dead flowers?”
Isaac: “’’Cause all I have is a black marker!”

Paige: “Isaac, what time is it?"
Isaac: “Um, nine dot dot zero three”

Isaac [brushing teeth and talking]:  “Ghosts don’t have anything.  Not even a knife.  Unless they had one in their ghost pocket already.”

Isaac [talking at dinner]:  “Space is dangerous.  Unless you’re God.  Or Dead.

Isaac [apropos nothing, at dinner]:  Richard!  The best way to take off all your skin is to get trapped under a treadmill!”

Isaac [choosing a Netflix show]:  “If all the stars are red, that means that everyone in the whole world likes it!”