Category: Isaacisms

Isaac [walking in to my office]: “Are you reading The New York On Time again?!”

Matt [to Isaac who keeps scratching his face]: “Is your face really itchy?”

Isaac: “Yeah, I might have caught the ‘eggs-ma’”

A guest Isaacism

Richard: “When you go outside, look at Jupiter, it’s just above the moon!”

Drea: “Boys go to Jupiter to get stupider.”

Richard: “Isaac, should we watch a movie?”

Isaac: “Like ‘Gone with the Poop?’”

Richard: [sigh]

Isaac [who really wants a baby brother]:  “What if Santa came here and delivered a baby and handed it to us, and said ‘Here, this is for Isaac.  Take care of it.’?”

Isaac [to his older brother]: “You take the dangerous sled. You’re older and will die first anyway.”

Isaac: “All musicians get rich.  Like Beethoven.”

Isaac [apropos nothing]:  “If everyone in the world got sick at the same time, it would be bad.  There would be nobody to make sandwiches for lunch!”

Richard [to Isaac coming home from school]:  “You know what tonight is?”

Isaac: “No.  What?”

Richard: “Cub Scouts”

Isaac: “Oh yeah!”

Richard: “Do you know what we are doing at the end of the week?”

Isaac: “Going to a fancy hotel and seeing the [Holidazzle] parade.  That’s gonna be fun.”

Richard: “Guess what else?  You might get to meet my friend Simon who went to the desert  and the mountains with me.  He’s been all over the world doing crazy adventure races.”

Isaac: “Whatever.  Can I have a snack?”

Richard: “I brought home some Stollen Bread from North Dakota.”

Isaac:  “YOU STOLE IT ?!?!?!?!”

*Anglos and others may need to refer to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stollen