Richard [to Isaac coming home from school]: “You know what tonight is?”
Isaac: “No. What?”
Richard: “Cub Scouts”
Isaac: “Oh yeah!”
Richard: “Do you know what we are doing at the end of the week?”
Isaac: “Going to a fancy hotel and seeing the [Holidazzle] parade. That’s gonna be fun.”
Richard: “Guess what else? You might get to meet my friend Simon who went to the desert and the mountains with me. He’s been all over the world doing crazy adventure races.”
Isaac: “Whatever. Can I have a snack?”
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