Isaac [holding a kitty at the County Fair]: “Can we get one? They are so cute!”
Richard: “No, I’m allergic to furry creatures. They can’t live in the house with me.”
[15 minutes later]
Isaac: “You should move out. I really want a kitty more than living with you. Kitties are babies and more important.”
Richard: “Won’t you miss me?”
Isaac: “Not too much. After a year or so, when I am tired of the kitty, I’ll come live with you for awhile.”
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