Bunnies vs. Manhood

Read Kitties first.

Isaac [holding a bunny at the County Fair]: “You should move out so I can get this bunny.  They only cost $10.”
Richard: “I can’t move out.  It’s my job to raise you and help you become a man.”
Isaac: “I don’t need any help.  What’s to do? I grow up, and bam!, I’m a man!”