Richard [to 5 year old child in elevator]: “Do you want to press the button?”
Child: [frowns]
Mom: “I just told him he’s not allowed to press the buttons. He keeps playing with them.”
Richard: “Oh, I’m sorry. I guess you will have to do what your mom says.”
Child [pouting]: “She said she would chop my head off if I ever touch the buttons again.”
Isaacisms 