Isaac: “Why is ‘New York’ called ‘New York’?”
Richard: “When they named it a long time ago, there was already a town called York, so they named it ‘New York.’”
Isaac: “When did they do that?”
Richard: “Oh, hundreds of years ago.”
Isaac: “Then they should rename them both to ‘Old York’ and ‘Older York’.”
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