Category: Isaacisms

A special guest Isaacism
Random 10yr old at FedEx [talking to his mom]:  “Star Wars in 3D is stupid!  Why would I want to see Yoda’s butt sticking in my face!”

Isaac [with a library book]:  “This book was in the non-fictionary section.  It should have been in the fictionary section. School buses can’t go to outer space!”

Isaac: “Mary, Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
With Taco Bell and Taco shells and pretty maids all in a row.”

Isaac [looking sad]: “Dad?  My Mom yelled at me.”*

*When he wants sympathy or to be manipulative, I am now “Dad”.”  All other times I am Richard.

Isaac [pondering time]:  “What if I had been born on Wednesday?  Then I would have a birthday every week!”

Isaac [rejecting a cup of milk at breakfast]:  “You left it out too long and it got soggy!”

Han Solo [ship under attack]: “No time to discuss this as a committee!”
Princess Leia: “I’m not a committee!”
Isaac:  “She said she’s not a Canadian!  Hilarious!”

Isaac [noticing a character in the background of a Star Wars movie]:  “Hey!  I know him.  He’s a bad guy.  That’s Guido!”
[sound of Richard shooting first] 

Isaac [on the way to school]:  “Richard, you’ll never guess what I got you for Christmas.  It’s definitely not a picture frame, um I mean, a thingee.”

Isaac:  “Please pass the salt and peppermint [giggles].”