Category: Isaacisms

Richard: “Being sick is boring, huh?”
Isaac: “It’s like being in jail,but with lots of tv and video games.”

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Isaac:  “Pirates say POOP deck.  They say POOP a lot!”

Phineas:  “Amelie Earhart?!”
Isaac: “Yeah, I saw the Itanic!”

Isaac: [to Richard who is singing a silly song (about zombies)]:  “That’s not very good.  You need more rhythm.  Maybe I can teach you later; lots of people have that problem”

Isaac:  “But we always eat pizza downstairs [in the family room].”
Richard: “Frequently; not always.”
Isaac: “Paige!  Richard called me a ‘freak’!”

Isaac [at the zoo]: “That baby monkey is so cute he made my eyes get all wet”

Isaac: “How do you get those permanent stamps?”
Richard: “I don’t know what you mean.”
Isaac:  “You know!  Those stamps that never wash off!”
Richard: “You mean tattoos?”
Isaac: “Yeah, them!”

Isaac: “Jack said a bad word at school today.”
Richard: “That’s not good.”
Isaac:  “He said ‘Fist your Eyes’.  That means punch you in the eyes.”
Richard: “Are you sure he didn’t say ‘Feast your Eyes’?  That’s not bad.”
Isaac [showing the actions]: “Yeah, that’s it.  That’s worse.  That means pull your eyes out and eat them!”
Richard: “I don’t think that’s what it means.”
Isaac: “Yes it does!”

Isaac [yelling from the kitchen]: “Richard, you gotta come see this!”
Richard: “I’m getting dressed so we can go out to dinner.”
Isaac: “This is way more exciting than putting on pants!”