Category: Isaacisms

Richard [to Isaac, who is on his way out the door with Paige]: “Isaac, I don’t want to hear about any misbehavior when you get back.”
Isaac: “Okay.  Mom!  Don’t tell Dad about my misbehavior when we get back!” [giggles]

Isaac: “Mom?!  I need a hammer and a nail and my dad!”

This from B., our neighbor.  It’s the first joke I’ve hear him tell.

B.: “Butter Poop!” [falls on floor giggling].

Isaac: [thud] “Owwww”
K.: “Do it again!  Do it again!”

Isaac makes up a joke.
Isaac: “How do you make triplets?”
Paige: “Is this a joke?”
Isaac: “Yes”
Paige: “How do you make triplets?”
Isaac: “Get two twins and another kid and light them on fire.  Get it?  Trip – LITS!”

Isaac: “Shouldn’t we do these sparklers downstairs, off the wooden deck?”
Ben: “It’ll be fine”
Isaac: “Well, we might as well do them inside?”

Richard: “According to the Doctor, I should take more drugs.”
Paige: “He said that?”
Richard: “SHE said that.  Don’t be sexist.”
Isaac: “Yeah Mom.  Don’t be sexy.”

T. to Isaac: “Do you know how to spell Missisicity?”

N. [one of the neighborhood kids]: “Richard, you need to mark next Monday on your phone calendar.  We are going to Como Park for our birthday, and won’t be able to come over and play with you.”

Richard: ‘Isaac, time to read a book.”
Isaac: “Okay.  I might need help with the romantic words.”
Richard: “What are romantic words?”
Isaac: “You know, words that are really long.”