A guest Isaacism, from a friend travelling in the Greece.
The scene: blue skies, green-blue water, submerged ruins of an ancient church peek out from the waves. Two young American boys are dressed head-to-toe in appropriate sun-blocking swimwear, with floatation devices strapped on for extra-safety. Local little kids are, of course, naked.
Mom [pointing out a little girl to her son]: “Why don’t you go say hello in Greek?”
Son: [hesitating and making a face]: “I don’t like the ways that girl’s butt looks.”