Isaac [spilling water on himself from a sports bottle with a loose lid]: “Mom! [accusatorily] Look what happened! This bottle leaks!”
Paige: “You don’t get to yell at your mother. How is that my fault?” [Takes bottle, removes and replaces lid].
Isaac [spilling much more water on himself]: “Look! Now do I get to yell at my mother?!”
*Paige doesn’t think this is funny, but she is wrong.
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