Cub Scout Leader: “What would you do if someone you don’t know asks you to get in the car with them?”
Various Scouts: “Run Away!” “Call 911!” “Tell Your Mom!”
Isaac: “What if they are bad guys who have disguised themselves as your Mom and Dad and the disguises are really good and you can’t tell they are disguises?”
Richard [hissing from back of the room, after an evening of this]: “Isaac! Why do you think I’m sitting here holding my head in my hands? Why do you think my head hurts?!”