Richard: “I went to the foot doctor and learned that a lot of his job is taking care of people too fat to reach their own feet. That’s pretty gross.”
Isaac [grinning]: “Can you reach your feet?”
[Three hours later, showering off after the pool]
Isaac: “Dad, hand me my towel.”
Richard: “I can’t. I cut my toe with the nail clippers and I’m bleeding all over the place.”
Isaacisms 