At the Quickie Mart
Some random tired mom to her little kids: “You can have a donut to eat now, or a cookie to eat after day care.”
Little girl: “Why can’t I have a cookie now?”
Mom: “Because cookies are full of sugar and not a healthy breakfast like donuts.”
Richard: “Um, I don’t want to be rude, but. . . Oh never mind. Your kids are adorable. Have a great day.”
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