Richard [to Isaac who is finding reasons to be sad at bedtime]: “Why are you sad? You and I are the only ones who didn’t catch on fire today.”*
Isaac [forcing the tears]: “It’s your fault! I wanted to get close to the fire and you wouldn’t let me!! You’re mean.”
*Paige set her hair on fire with birthday candles; Ben burned the hair off his arm while grilling.
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