[guest Isaacism]
Darren [excited]: “Did you see that?! I won two races!”
Richard: “Good job!”
[10 minutes later]
Darren [whining]: “Can we go home yet? This is boring!”
Richard: “Um, I think you’ll want to stay till the end.”
[30 minutes later, Darren holding 2nd Place trophy and smiling]
Announcer: “Winners will go on to the District to compete again”
Darren: “I have to race again?”
Richard: “You get to! You get to race against the kids in other Packs who won. Then we will see who the very, very fastest is.”
Darren [look of horror on his face]: “If I lose, do they take my trophy away?!”
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