Isaac [limping at Scouts ]: “Thomas hurt me when we were wrestling. He didn’t stop when he was supposed to.”
Richard: “That’s too bad. Which boy is Thomas?”
Isaac: “The one with brown hair.”
Richard: “A lot of kids have brown hair. Give me a bit more to work with.”
Isaac: “He has brown skin too.”
Richard: “Um, okay. I guess that works.”*
*We do live in Sauk Rapids, MN. Not exactly a diverse community.
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