During a 100° heatwave
Doctor: “You’ve been working outside in this heat?”
Richard: “Yes. It’s not that bad”
Doctor: “Doesn’t that aggravate your asthma?”
Richard: “Sure. Last week I was in a 10ft deep hole working for awhile. That really made the asthma flare up.”
Doctor: [long pause] “Really? You’re serious? That’s what you do when your asthma is acting up?”
Richard: “Well, not always. . . “