Richard: “Hey Isaac, make a wish and break this wishbone with me”
Isaac: “Okay”
[Richard gets bigger piece and wins]
Isaac: “Awwww. What did you wish for?”
Richard [whispering]: “I wished that your mom would get over her cold quickly.”
Isaac [crushed, running to his room]: “You ruined it!! You could have wished for Christmas to come right now!!”
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