Isaacisms

Isaac [choosing a Netflix show]:  “If all the stars are red, that means that everyone in the whole world likes it!”

Richard: “Hey Isaac, make a wish and break this wishbone with me”

Isaac: “Okay”

[Richard gets bigger piece and wins]

Isaac: “Awwww.  What did you wish for?”

Richard [whispering]: “I wished that your mom would get over her cold quickly.”

Isaac [crushed, running to his room]: “You ruined it!! You could have wished for Christmas to come right now!!”

Isaac [watching the online trailer for a movie we saw yesterday]:  “Hey, this is a much quicker way to watch movies!”

Richard [to various neighborhood kids who are in his kitchen making too much noise]:  “Aren’t you all so cute.  I bet your moms miss you so very much and want you to come home right now!”

Neighborhood girl [with perfect timing]: “I am cute, but my Mom is dead.”  [This is true].

Richard: “Umm, she probably misses you anyway?”

Richard: “You can’t cry and drive a train.”
Isaac [crying]: “Sure I can. Watch!”