Isaacisms

Richard: “What time does schoo…

Richard: “What time does school start?”
Isaac: “8:98!”

Isaac [from the XBox Room]: “Mom! Robots can’t jump!”

Isaac [struggling with shoes]: “These shoes are damnity-stupid!”. [He escaped time-out because I laughed]

Isaac [worrying about death]: “When you die, Jesus gives you toys and takes you to his house.”

Isaac: “Richard! Get up here! You’re watching too much movies. You didn’t see me taking a bath!”

I’m a vegetarian now. I don’t eat meat. Not even hot dogs!

About his dolls: “They are going to be babies forever. I accidentally sprayed “Baby Forever” spray on them.

Isaac [while chewing]: “Is chicken meat?”

Richard: “yes”

Isaac: “D’oh! I’ll be a vegetarian tomorrow”

Isaac [after a rejection on the playground]: “I’m never going to be friends with someone wearing a shirt with yellow flowers again!”