Isaac [tearful, after hitting his head on the table and falling down]: “Are there stars going around my head?”
Richard: “What are you doing w…
Richard: “What are you doing with my phone?”. Isaac: “Taking a picture of the gum stuck under the table.”
Isaac [while messing with the …
Isaac [while messing with the DVD player and watching Star Wars]: “Hey, that piggy is speaking French!”
Isaac [handing me a piece of paper upon which he has written (backwards) “NO”]: “This is your ticket for not finishing your report. Don’t do it again.”
Isaac [sneezing on me]: “Oops,…
Isaac [sneezing on me]: “Oops, sorry! My sneeze was faster than my elbow]
Holy Grail
I’m pretty sure Isaac doesn’t know about the Bridge of Death, but . . .
Isaac: “My favorite color is blue.”
Richard: “I thought your favorite color was green?”
Isaac: “Oh, right, green.”
Thunderstorm
a Sunday Isaacism:
Isaac [during a torrential thunderstorm]: “Let’s go outside!!”
Richard: “We can’t yet; we might get hit by lightening.”
Isaac [glaring]: “Don’t you miss Jesus?!?! We’ll just go to heaven.”
Richard: What did you have fo…
Richard: What did you have for lunch? Isaac: Black jalapenos; I hate them! Richard: You mean olives? Isaac: Yeah, them.
Max [neighbor kid]: “Only what…
Max [neighbor kid]: “Only what 7 year olds do counts!” Isaac [indignant]: “I count! 1,2, 3, 4, 5”
Richard [asking Isaac to move …
Richard [asking Isaac to move out of the way]: “Move forward please”
Isaac [counting steps]: “1, 2, 3, 4, how’s that?!”
Isaacisms 
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