Isaacisms

Isaac [standing on the balcony enjoying the St Paul skyline]: “Aaah.  Fresh city air!” 

Richard: “Isaac!  Stop!  Restaurant manners, please.”
Isaac (in sweet voice): “Oh, sorry.  MAY I say ‘KILL’ at the table, please.”

One might think this is a happy family under a rainbow in a field of flowers. According to Isaac, this is his family under a force field which is protecting them from all the fire.

Isaac [pondering the Titanic]:  “You know what would have worked?  Cover the ship entirely in gold with only one door.  That would be strong!”
Richard: “Or maybe diamonds?”
Isaac:  “Or road.  You can’t break a road”

Fry: “Those fools.  When will they learn to make a ship with a 1001 hulls?”

Isaac [watching football at Broadway Pizza.  Commercial for shower head comes on.  Loudly, standing up and pointing]: “I am a big fan of showers!

Richard: “Okay, last ride.”
Isaac:  “Forever?!?!”
Richard: “If it kills you like it did those other kids:”
Isaac: “Cool”
Woman in line: [giggles]

Isaac: “Awww, look at the cute puppy!  Wait, that’s a baby.  He tricked me. “

Isaac [getting off the bus]:  “Guess what was on the floor in the cafeteria!  It was either puke or jello!”

Isaac: “Why did you tell Mom I am a secret spy?  That’s bad for my agency!”

Isaac [apropos nothing]: “If you die when Mom is gone, I’ll just go over to one of my friends to play. At least until someone comes along and recognizes you are dead.”

Richard: “You’ll go play?!”

Isaac: “Yeah. What do you want me to do, stay here? That would be creepy!”

Richard: “Wouldn’t you call 911?”

Isaac:  “Why?  You’re dead.”