Month: September 2012

Richard: “Okay, last ride.”
Isaac:  “Forever?!?!”
Richard: “If it kills you like it did those other kids:”
Isaac: “Cool”
Woman in line: [giggles]

Isaac: “Awww, look at the cute puppy!  Wait, that’s a baby.  He tricked me. “

Isaac [getting off the bus]:  “Guess what was on the floor in the cafeteria!  It was either puke or jello!”

Isaac: “Why did you tell Mom I am a secret spy?  That’s bad for my agency!”

Isaac [apropos nothing]: “If you die when Mom is gone, I’ll just go over to one of my friends to play. At least until someone comes along and recognizes you are dead.”

Richard: “You’ll go play?!”

Isaac: “Yeah. What do you want me to do, stay here? That would be creepy!”

Richard: “Wouldn’t you call 911?”

Isaac:  “Why?  You’re dead.”

Isaac [watching Star Trek]:  “I think two of the red shirts died already”