Isaac [brushing teeth and talking]: “Ghosts don’t have anything. Not even a knife. Unless they had one in their ghost pocket already.”
Month: November 2011
Space
Isaac [talking at dinner]: “Space is dangerous. Unless you’re God. Or Dead.
Skin
Isaac [apropos nothing, at dinner]: Richard! The best way to take off all your skin is to get trapped under a treadmill!”
Red Star of Netflix
Isaac [choosing a Netflix show]: “If all the stars are red, that means that everyone in the whole world likes it!”
Isaac [eating messily]: “Oohh…
Isaac [eating messily]: “Oohhh! I broke my ham!” (Yes, he was eating yogurt and ham.)
Isaac: “Chemistry? That’s a we…
Isaac: “Chemistry? That’s a weird word!” Also, thanks Yoplait for color-changing tongue tatoos for kids. Now yogurt is even messier!