Isaacisms

Isaac says: "Fanboys aren’t people, they are conjunctions.  FANBOYS means like "For, And, Nor, But, Or, Yet, So."

Isaac [combing his hair with abundant gel]:  “Scalps help us be fancy, ’cause you can see the white line between the part.”

Richard: [holding a bottle]: “Isaac, go put this in the cabinet.”
Isaac: “I don’t know what you mean [runs away].

Isaac’s video of a flare at a well pad in North Dakota:

Isaac: “What do they do with those butter sculptures after the fair is over?”
Paige: “I’ll google it.  Oh, here is an NPR article on what they do!”
Isaac: “NPR!  Then it’s just going to be boring!”

(In MN the butter princess (Princess Kay) gets to take her butter head home.  She can use it for corn feeds etc.  One princess still has hers in the freezer after 32 years).

Isaac: “It’s probably good that dogs can’t talk.  Talking is what makes people get divorced.”
Richard: “What?!”
Isaac [laughing]: “Good one, huh?”

Isaac: [ordering lunch]: “I’ll have the BFF.”
Waitron: [quizzical look].
Isaac: “I mean BLT.”

Isaac: “We should watch Ghostbusters to celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day!”

Richard: “How is that celebrating MLK?”

Isaac: “Well, he’s dead, isn’t he?”

Isaac: “Dad, who in the world would invent a bad word?”
Richard: “How the hell would I know?”

Richard [walking in the door after work]: “Hey Isaac, where’s your girlfriend this afternoon?”
Isaac: “She’s over at…”
[Isaac stops short, fills with rage]
Isaac: “SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!”
Richard: [quiet evil laugh].