Isaacisms

Isaac [noticing a character in the background of a Star Wars movie]:  “Hey!  I know him.  He’s a bad guy.  That’s Guido!”
[sound of Richard shooting first] 

Isaac [on the way to school]:  “Richard, you’ll never guess what I got you for Christmas.  It’s definitely not a picture frame, um I mean, a thingee.”

Isaac:  “Please pass the salt and peppermint [giggles].”

Isaac [choosing original formula over Texas pit sauce]: “Richard, you know how they make pit sauce?  They find a pit with steam coming out of it, and they pour a whole bunch of oil in it, and then add sauce and mix it!  I don’t want to eat that.”

Isaac [heading into the bathroom]:  “I’m just going in here to talk to myself.  There’s something really important I need to know.” 

Isaac [decorating the tree]:  “Jesus’ birthday is on Christmas. He gets double presents. No fair!  I wish I was Jesus.”

Isaac [on the hayride, to Paige, who is singing]:  “Stop!  You’re making the paint peel!”

Isaac: “Can we watch Pizza Factory?”
Richard: “I dunno.  Is it on Netflix?”
Isaac:  “Oh, no.  They made in 1011.”

Isaac [on his missing rubber duckie]: “What if it’s in Canada?!”

Isaac: “We should kill scorpions.”
Richard: “Why?”
Isaac:  “Jesus made those when he was a baby. The stinger part was a mistake.”