Isaacisms

Isaac: “Don’t seed my sandbox!”

If you focus on what you want, you can do anything. So I focused on the stars and killed Princess Peach.

Isaac:  “Did you bring me a gift?”
Richard: “Yes!”  [gives present to Isaac].
Isaac: “Did you bring one for Mom?”
Richard: “Um, uh. . . .”
Isaac: “You know, like a cough drop.”
Richard: “Yes!  Yes I did!.”  [Takes cough drop from pocket, Isaac runs it to his Mom].

Richard: “Being sick is boring, huh?”
Isaac: “It’s like being in jail,but with lots of tv and video games.”

Kan 1 of my frains kom avr?

Isaac:  “Pirates say POOP deck.  They say POOP a lot!”

Phineas:  “Amelie Earhart?!”
Isaac: “Yeah, I saw the Itanic!”

Isaac: [to Richard who is singing a silly song (about zombies)]:  “That’s not very good.  You need more rhythm.  Maybe I can teach you later; lots of people have that problem”

Isaac:  “But we always eat pizza downstairs [in the family room].”
Richard: “Frequently; not always.”
Isaac: “Paige!  Richard called me a ‘freak’!”

Isaac [at the zoo]: “That baby monkey is so cute he made my eyes get all wet”