Isaacisms

Isaac [three seconds after I post a video to Facebook]:  “How many likes do I have?”

Isaac [watching aerial footage of an ice sheet]:  “Wow!  That looks like… It looks like fiction!”

From a campsite long ago.

Richard: “Ben, come here!  Quick!  Matt found a whole bunch of cranes over in the river.”

Ben: “I can’t. I kind of tied myself in a tree.”

Richard: [sees Ben securely lashed to a branch 5ft above the ground.  Rolls eyes].

Richard: “Hey Isaac.  What happened at school today?”

Isaac [proceeding to dance]: “Brooke and me were dancing Gundam Style on the bus!”

Isaac [looking at a picture of a snowy sunset]:  “Where’s that?  It’s beautiful.”
Richard: “North Dakota. Maybe we should move there.”
Isaac: “No!  I’d miss my friends!”
Richard: “You would make new friends.”
Isaac: “How?!   Almost nobody lives there!”

Isaac [looking for a reason to be sad]:  “Dad, I’m worried about the baby?”

Richard: “Oh no, why?”

Isaac: “One day he will be an old man like you and die.  I hope they invent a medicine to save him.”

Richard: “Yeah, me too.  Thanks.”

Paige [holding a baby]:  “He just filled his diaper.”
Isaac: “With what?!?!”

Richard [to Isaac’s Friend]: “Hey Joe, what do you know?”

Joe [with look of disdain]: “Yeah, I hear that a lot.”

Richard: “Sorry. . . “

Also: 

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

This is a 3 year old-ism

Paige: “Brian, do you need to blow your nose?”

Brian: “Yes.”

Paige [holding tissue]:  “Oh, okay, you need to blow out, not in.”

Brian: “Oh, okay!”

Late at night, telling scary stories. . . .

Isaac: “Once upon a time there was a monster named Bigfoot Jesus. . . .”

Allison: “Isaac!  We don’t make fun of Jesus!  Or Bigfoot.  Especially Bigfoot!!”